Inner City Wizard Schools (the hogwarts you DON’T hear about)
LMAO!!! I’m so done with this show!
22 seconds in and im DONE
Two lil niggas on swifers
THE CAT HAD A DU RAG
Also, dat school name:
this is very important.
I reblogged so damn fast.
PETITION FOR A SUPERNATURAL EPISODE WHERE LEONARDO DICAPRIO MAKES A DEAL WITH A CROSSROADS DEMON TO WIN AN OSCAR
Yeah so ummm everyone’s talking about the detail that went into Elsa’s ice powers in Frozen, and I just have one question:
Have you seen Rise of the Guardians?
CAUSE IT SEEMS EVERYONE’S JUST FORGOTEN ABOUT THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE
FUCKING THANK YOU.
Yeep. They’ve started writing Season 2! :D
"I am a black female lieutenant for the Westchester County Police Department. Do you see this gun? I’m authorized to use it. On you."
London Comic Con October 2013
Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!
Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.
NOW I WANNA DO A MEXICAN REVOLUTION ASSASSIN OMFG
COWBOY ASSASSIN THO
SOLDIER ASSASSIN THO
OK, can I say I love this not just because of the variation of time periods and the awesome shooting but because all of the assassin cosplayers are visually different
not only is there a good amount of women in there, but also everybody has a lot of bodily variation and different silhouettes, they’re cosplayers, REAL PEOPLE dressing up rather than video game people or specifically-cast models or actors picked to look a certain way, so we get so much more of an organic variety.
And it doesn’t matter if ANYONE thinks they don’t look ‘right’, when you’re shot this way, when you work it, when you’re confident, you can be of any body type and you will always look awesome.
goal: join these people one day with my own cosplay
Aries- “What kind of shit is this? A ‘C’ in math?”
Taurus- “Let’s just go out to eat. I’m so tired from work and cooking takes too long!”
Gemini- “What is this video game called? Can I play?
Cancer- “Ugh just learn to drive already so I don’t have to take you everywhere.”
Leo- "You expect me to go to work in a shirt that doesn’t even match the tie? I HAVE STANDARDS."
Virgo- "I walked passed your room and almost threw up. There’s shit GROWING in there. Get in there and clean it before I fucking rent a Hazmat suit and do it myself."
Libra- "Eh, I can’t decide what channel to watch. You pick."
Scorpio- "I will beat you if you disrespect me again. Make my day."
Sagittarius- "I hate being inside. Can we just go on a trip already? I don’t care about the money, let’s just go OUT."
Capricorn- "I just worry about you. Make sure you call me when you get there. None of that ‘forgetting’ bullshit."
Aquarius- "Make sure you have fun! You’re only young once!"
Pisces- "I should probably yell at you, but I don’t think that would really solve anything.”
OMFG That fucking Aries one. So many goddamn fights with my dad over that EXACT statement.
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
That’s so fucking cute…..
My boogeyman stood in the doorway and stared at me. Now I always close the door.