How gay sex works.
I want a relationship like this
the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear
fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE
I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.
IM CHOKING HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFOIRE
Here go yo food
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
fucking hell I saw this two days ago and it had 46 notes
when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
reblogging for above comment.
"who got the baddest
pussy on the planet”
Capricorns and Libras gotta be salty at this lol. They didn’t get any recognition.
basically, i need to decide on a Scorpio and call it a day
living that scorpio life
Finally a horoscope where I’m not an overemotional sap.
the oral one doe…
↳ Blind Date!Ichabbie
Abbie Mills abides by one rule and one rule only: work hard for what you want and you will get what you deserve. However, because of this workaholic attitude she hasn’t had much luck in the romance department, much to the consternation of her concerned sister Jenny. Which is why that, after months of pestering, Abbie finally gave in to Jenny setting her up on a blind date. As she’s sitting at the table, she wonders about this mysterious guy. She trusted her sister enough to set her up with a guy that wasn’t a psycho. What’s the worst that could happen?
Ichabod Crane didn’t know how he got into this mess. He had recently found out that Katrina, his childhood sweetheart, had been keeping some interesting secrets from him that pretty much destroyed their relationship. He had been trying to cope since the break up, but it was taking a toll on him. He wondered why he accepted Irving’s girlfriend’s offer of being set up on a blind date, but he’s here now. What’s the worst that could happen?